Bill Burr’s post-election SNL monologue stirs laughter and controversy

Setting the stage

Hosting the much-anticipated post-election episode of ‌”Saturday Night Live,” the ever-bold Bill‌ Burr kicked off his​ monologue with a chuckle, saying,​ “Nice to be here on such ​a fun week. I don’t want to⁢ hear it. ‌I don’t watch politics. We’re gonna keep it light.”

However, keeping it “light” didn’t last long as⁢ Burr quickly dove into the intense political atmosphere.

Addressing ⁣the elephant in the room

With his typical sharpness, Burr addressed the political tension head-on. ‌”All ​right ladies, you’re 0 and 2 on⁤ this guy,” he said,‌ referring to Donald Trump’s ⁤victories over both Hillary‍ Clinton and Kamala Harris. “But you ‍learn more from your losses than your wins. Let’s get into the⁤ game tape.”

Burr’s next comment was directed at the fashion choices of Clinton and⁤ Harris. ​“Ladies, enough⁢ with the pantsuit. OK? It’s not working! Stop trying to ‍have respect for yourselves,” he⁤ joked.

“You don’t win the office on policy; you‍ gotta whore it up a little! I’m not saying ⁢go full Hooters,”⁣ he continued.​ “But find⁣ the happy medium between Applebee’s and your dad ​didn’t stick around. All right? You all know how to get a free ⁢drink.”

Controversial‌ humor

As expected, Burr’s sharp humor did not leave anyone unscathed. With a smile, he noted, “I know a lot of ugly⁣ women — I mean feminists — don’t want to hear this⁢ message. But just tease ‘em a little bit! Make a farmer feel ⁢like he has a shot. Swing a state over a‌ little bit!”

Reflecting on the‌ election

Expressing relief at the end of ⁣the election process, Burr said, ‌“I’m so psyched that this election is over. Took forever. Everybody⁢ knew who they were voting for⁢ four years ago.” He also referred to the stark differences between⁣ Harris and Trump, ⁣adding, “Let’s see, what ‌does‌ the orange bigot have to say?”

Continuing his critique, Burr described Trump as a lunatic, and referenced an assassination attempt​ at ‍a Trump​ rally. “I think the number one reason Trump survived [the assassination attempt] is⁢ he’s got all those herky jerky movements he does.”

Recalling Trump’s⁤ memorable moments

Burr also reminisced ​about Trump’s ⁢much-publicized McDonald’s appearance, humorously noting,⁤ “That’s the happiest I’ve ever seen him.” He‍ compared it to “when the Grinch came down the⁢ hill bringing the toys back and his heart grew‍ bigger.”

Personal reflections and observations

Switching gears, Burr shared a recent personal experience with health issues. “Whenever you have the flu or COVID, you always lay in⁤ bed and try to figure out who gave it to you.” He joked about sitting next to a shoeless cowboy on a plane: “All I’m thinking is the next pandemic is growing in the bottom ⁢of his⁤ feet.”

With his characteristic⁤ smirk, Burr reflected, “I looked at the guy and ‍I’m thinking, ‘God made that⁢ guy. ​And he keeps making that guy. One mouth-breathing moron after another. Yet we still​ go to church on Sunday and we ‌praise‍ him.’”

Delving into broader themes

Pondering on broader social issues, Burr asked, “When is the constructive ​criticism coming? ‍When’s the next Gandhi? I’m old school. I still do the vaccine thing. It’s ‍a weird thing, though. If you get it, you side ‌with the evil pharmaceutical companies, and if you‍ don’t,‍ you’ve aligned with people who don’t wear ⁤shoes on an airplane.”

Burr’s SNL history

Burr previously ‍took the SNL stage in October 2020 with Jack‌ White as the musical guest. Highlighting the ​significance‍ of⁤ the post-election​ slots, the past two episodes following elections in 2016 and 2020, were hosted by‍ Dave Chappelle.

Tonight’s​ special guest

Adding a musical‍ touch to the episode was Mk.gee, making his debut on SNL.

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