Jake Paul-Mike Tyson Fight Live Blog: Folie Deux

Ladies and gentlemen: Are you ready to rumble?! Well, too bad — we’re rumbling anyway. Nearly one year to the day after being announced — and following one false start in July due to stomach ulcers — Jake Paul and Mike Tyson faced off in the ring Friday night for one of the most mega-hyped events in sports history. This unlikely showdown between Paul, a 27-year-old former YouTube star, and Tyson, a 58-year-old former undisputed heavyweight with his own, Gen X-beloved video game, is virtually impossible to ignore — and marks a giant leap forward in terms of Netflix‘s live-streaming ambitions. If promoters Most Valuable Promotions are to be believed, the fight will be the most-watched in history. Netflix has not announced any viewership expectations. Paul himself predicted that 25 million would tune in. Before a single punch had been thrown, it had already been one of the most debated, reviled and mocked fights ever mounted. That’s because Paul relishes his reputation as the “Problem Child” of the sport — a spoiled, mean-spirited rich kid and interloper in a sport where he has no business being. Going into the fight, there was no consensus on what might happen, though the oddsmakers were heavily in Paul’s favor — he has the advantage of youth, after all, to the tune of 31 years. Some even worried he might seriously injure Tyson. But then there are those who think Tyson still has the fire in him and would make good on his pledge to “end” Paul. A good portion of the audience surely tuned in to witness just that. And the day began with drama, with Tyson slapping Paul at the weigh-in after Paul stepped on the former champion’s toes. The moment was not staged, according to Paul’s rep, who says the toe-smooshing was accidental. Tyson suspects otherwise. “I was in my socks, and he had on shoes,” Tyson later said. “He stepped on my toe because he is a fucking asshole. I want to think it happened by accident. But now I think it may have happened on purpose. I was in a lot of pain. I had to reciprocate.” The main card kicked off at 5 p.m. E.T., broadcasting live from AT&T Stadium in Arlington, where the announcer asked: “Who will be the ultimate alpha: The influencer or the icon?” I followed along with Friday night’s events, updating this live blog as the evening progressed. Having recently spent some time with Paul at his training compound in Puerto Rico for a Hollywood Reporter cover story, I bring a unique, insider perch from which to comment — plus I’m bathed in free samples of W by Jake Paul, the body spray of champions. Keep scrolling to find out how the night played out. 6:13 p.m. PT Welcome! We are live from AT&T Stadium in Arlington and well into the second bout of the main card. Wasting no time in fully maximizing this mega-marketing opportunity is Netflix, whose Pink Soldiers are seated ringside in a Squid Game tie-in. (Season 2 premieres Dec. 26 — and like Paul, they currently grace the cover of THR.) Between the first fight (Neeraj Goyat vs. WHindersson Nunes) and the second, current fight (Mario Barrios vs. Abel Ramos), the broadcast desk was visited by former heavyweight champions Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield. Both seemed reluctant to call the fight, though Lewis mentioned Tyson was doing the fight “for money” and that “he may have bitten off more than he can chew.” Lead booth analyst Andre Ward jumped in: “No pun intended.” (Tyson famously bit off a portion of Holyfield’s ear in 1996.) Yikes. 6:24 p.m. PT Paul and Tyson have entered the building! This fight is happening. Paul looks resplendent in a violet suit that would turn Prince green with envy. He’s literally spraying W by Jake Paul all over himself, making him very similar to me. His girlfriend, Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam, 25, is on his arm. His arrival is met with — uh, silence? Tyson, meanwhile, struts in in a custom leather jacket that tells the story of his career. It’s reminiscent of the 8-ball jacket that caused a legendary bitch slap fest on a New York subway — so in that sense it’s a nicely self-referential piece of outerwear. His arrival gets a hero’s welcome. Big cheers. If it wasn’t already obvious, we have a clear favorite. 6:44 p.m. PT The Hollywood references are flying fierce and fast! Sitting ringside are none other than Ralph Macchio and William Zabka, who totally coincidentally star in the Netflix series Cobra Kai. Someone mentions Macchio is getting a star on the Walk of Fame on Nov. 20, touchingly right next to his late The Karate King co-star Pat Morita. One of tonight’s announcers is Rosie Perez; the actress is a huge boxing fan and boxes herself. She also conducted a recent interview with Tyson in Interview magazine in which Tyson confessed to smoking poison toad venom. Why? Why not! 6:52 p.m. PT There seems to be some online debate about whether or not Rosie Perez has a Walk of Fame star. According to our research, she does not. 6:56 p.m. PT Barrios vs. Ramos go the full 12 rounds. By all accounts it was a fight well fought. After a deliberation, one judge votes for Barrios, one for Ramos, and the final judge declares it a draw. The result is a split-draw. The audience boos in disapproval. How anticlimactic. Hopefully Paul-Tyson gives us a definitive winner. 7:02 p.m. PT Barrios says it was a respectful fight with “no need for trash talk.” Shade thrown! 7:04 p.m. PT “Oh, I stepped on his wittle toe? … I’m in his head,” Paul says, live, of Tyson, adding that he has no nerves ahead of the fight. Then he mentions W, available in Walmart. (Priorities.) His prediction? “K.O in four or five rounds.” We’ll see, Mr. Paul. We. Shall. See. 7:08 p.m. PT Nakisa Bidarian, Paul’s business manager Svengali, doing his best Don King. “My hope is these two guys who were friends before will be friends once again,” he says of SlapGate II (SlapGate I will always be the 2022 Oscars). Will Smith and Chris Rock haven’t buried the hatchet yet — perhaps Paul and Tyson can show them the path to peace. 7:11 p.m. PT Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’ mic goes out, resulting in a Marcel Marceau moment. Jones has previously called Paul the best marketer in sports. (The event is reportedly sold out — that’s 70,000 tickets. So he may be on to something.) 7:24 p.m. PT We’re now at the main undercard, which features two very decorated, very skilled fighters: Ireland’s Katie Taylor and USA/Puerto Rico’s Amanda Serrano. I spoke to Serrano for the Jake Paul story. She lives in Puerto Rico as well, where she is a local icon. And while everyone loves to hate on Jake, he earned her the first $1 million payday for a woman’s fight. (Prior to that, she was making about $50,000 a fight. Quite a leap.) They last fought in a “herstory” making fight at Madison Square Garden in 2022 — the first time two women headlined a fight there. The acclaimed bout was named Fight of the Year by Sports Illustrated and Event of the Year by The Ring. Taylor was declared winner via 10-round split decision. So this rematch will be something to watch. A big moment for women’s boxing! 7:36 p.m. PT Katie Taylor chooses a rather atmospheric, Enya-like song to enter the area. According to X, it’s “Awake My Soul” by Hillsong Worship — that’s the Australia-based church that has counted Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez among its celebrity congregation. (It’s also been the subject of a considerable amount of controversy.) 7:50 p.m. PT We have history’s first full-on view of Mike Tyson’s bare buttocks! Walking away from a touching father-son locker room interview, in some kind of jockstrap/chaps situation, making it extremely awkward! But still — we were promised history tonight and it has already been made. 7:56 p.m. PT Serrano has a nasty cut above her right eyebrow, captured in The Substance-worthy closeups by Netflix cameras. It’s the result of a head-butt. Turns out boxing is a brutal, violent sport. The world winces in unison. 8:06 p.m. PT Is it over yet? I can’t watch. 8:08 p.m. PT Taylor had a one-point deduction for repeated head-butting and is no doubt appealing to her higher Hillside power. Serrano is amazingly fighting through the pain of that gouge above her eye. The tenth round and fight comes to an end. That was vicious. It falls to the judges. 8:15 p.m. PT It’s unanimous: All three judges go with Katie Taylor. Taylor’s last win was controversial but this is going to be a scandal. The stadium is booing. Everyone thought it was Serrano’s fight. Tony Hinchcliffe should probably not leave the house tonight. 8:33 p.m. PT Ahead of the big fight, Shaquille O’Neal and Adult Gronk, both ringside, tease a NBA/NFL fight series, the details of which don’t seem to be ironed out yet. 8:38 p.m. PT As we count down, the top 13 trending topics on X are all related to the fight, suggesting the world is watching. (Trend 14 is “Christmas Day,” suggesting the world is also shopping.) 8:42 p.m. PT Jake’s brother Logan gives him a pep talk in the locker room. As I reported in my Jake profile, they have been lifelong rivals and best friends, whose careers and controversies have always been intertwined. As Logan put it: “By high school it was very clear to look at me and think, ‘That kid is going to be successful.’ I was an all-state wrestler, an all-state linebacker, 4.7 GPA. I was going to do something great in my life. When you looked at Jake in high school — who was stealing iPhones, driving in reverse down residential streets with his friends at 50 miles an hour and hitting mailboxes, egging houses with a 1.5 GPA — it wasn’t so clear.” 8:47 p.m. PT Tori Kelly (winner of two gospel Grammys) sings the national anthem. Lots of hands not on hearts (no word on Michael Strahan). Celebrities in attendance: Charlize Theron, Joe Jonas, Joe Manganiello, Josh Duhamel. 8:53 p.m. PT It’s mentioned that Drake is Jake’s favorite artist — which had to make Drake’s announcement of putting $355,000 on Tyson hurt. 8:55 p.m. PT Jake and Logan make their big entrance in “some kind of hydraulic shit” (this according to my co-observer). It’s definitely green, whatever it is. He’s cosplaying as a boxing ring disco ball, in shimmery silver shorts, a glittery silver zip-up (with the W logo — he was also being sprayed with the deodorant by his brother) and silver boxing gloves. The announcers claim the outfit cost $1 million and that he wants to “shine like a diamond.” Their entrance song is Phil Collin’s “In the Air Tonight.” The audience boos. 8:59 p.m. PT “Iron” Mike Tyson enters in what can only be described as a caftan. His buttocks are covered. We’re off! 9:11 p.m. PT As Jake told me in Puerto Rico, he’s been fighting a very defensive game. (His plan was “to just box on the outside and then use my footwork to be more agile and get him chasing me — and then attack him when he’s out of position. That should frustrate him.”) It’s making for a not-particularly-exciting fight so far. Tyson looking wobbly. “His age is showing,” says Rosie Perez. 9:15 p.m. PT Hearing reports of lagging and freezing for Netflix viewers. You aren’t missing much. 9:19 p.m. PT Confident he’s worn Tyson out, Jake fights more aggressively. He no doubt wants to deliver a knockout. 9:24 p.m. PT Jake takes a verbal whipping from head coach Theotrice Chambers III, or just “Third” for short. From my story: “Third doesn’t look like much. He’s a short guy in his 60s with a potbelly. But anyone in the gym will tell you: He is the deadliest ingredient of all. He hails from Detroit’s legendary Kronk Gym — which produced the likes of Lennox Lewis and Tyson’s ear-mangled former foe Evander Holyfield — and, in his Yoda-like way, he’s upping Jake’s ‘boxing IQ.’” 9:27 p.m. PT We are at the last round and neither party has yet delivered on their pledge to deliver a mushroom cloud of destruction upon their opponent. In the end, this will be more about the anticipation than the experience. 9:30 p.m. PT The fight ends. The bitch slap was more exciting. (And maybe that Mike Tyson locker room reveal.) 9:34 p.m. PT Jake is declared the winner by unanimous decision. Well, at least Joker 2 no longer wears the crown of 2024’s biggest disappointment. Good night, everyone! We all survived Paul vs. Tyson. In a post shared to X (formerly Twitter) on Saturday, Tyson addressed the fight. “This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time,” he wrote. “I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won. To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you.” Nov. 16, 1:55 p.m. Updated with Tyson’s statement.